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A.I. war feared after ChatGPT loses Ashton Goggans from “Top 20 surf journalists (ranked)” list!

One week ago, fans of Anthony Bourdain-styled surf travel series rose up as one in jubilation as their boy Ashton Goggans cracked the extremely prestigious “surf journalists of the century” [...]

“Disgust and consternation” percolate after Santa Monica named North America’s best beach

North America, stretching from Panama all the way up to Kaffeklubben Island, is as diverse a continent as any of the seven. Snow-capped mountains, rolling deserts and tens of thousands [...]

Shock as surf champ Mick Fanning’s beach shack fails to hit $4 million despite pre-auction frenzy

Real estate pundits, including this one, have been left with faces smeared with egg after the surf-and-skate beach shack of Mick Fanning failed to hit four million dollars overnight despite [...]

Vans parent company sees stock downgraded to junk status in wake of Pipe Masters imbroglio

Things are just not going the best, right now, for Vans. Eight-ish years ago, the iconic waffle-soled surf-infused classic was riding impossibly high. On the feet of every tween to [...]

King of Pipeline Jamie O’Brien told “you’re too old” to be invited to Vans Pipe Masters!

Yesterday came the bombshell news that the carrot-topped king of Pipeline Jamie O’Brien wouldn’t be invited to this year’s Vans Pipe Masters. “It’s shocking to see how, in such a [...]

Kelly Slater set to open “private surf community” in Austin, Texas

Longtom reviews Chas Smith’s Reports from Hell: “Chas Smith looks, as...

Women’s surf tour rocked by arrival of teenage surf prodigies Bella...

Fears grow Pipeline to fall off WSL tour after Bahrain unveils...

Kelly Slater’s young son forced to remain nameless as surf great...

Prince Harry slammed by Aussie press as a “self-indulgent wastrel” after...

Surf champ Tyler Wright shows solidarity for Palestinian cause despite ongoing...

Surfers warned of “expected” shark attack after dolphin found bitten in...

Surfing continues stratospheric royal rise as King Charles openly fawns over...

A Peasant’s Guide To The Palm Spring’s Surf Club Part 2:...