Calling DOGE.
A potential tragedy is brewing up north,
pitting menacing bureaucrats against adorable surfing dogs.
Pacifica, California is a tony enclave perched right on the
Pacific, hence the name, just a few clicks down from San Francisco.
Artificial intelligence declares the town of nearly 40,000 souls is
known for community events, surfing and dog friendliness.
All three directly in the crosshairs of what must be deep state
actors hellbent on making red tape great again.
The annual World Dog Surfing Championships, you see, are under
threat of cancellation due soaring permitting fees being mandated
by the city. According to organizers, the cost for the requirements
has lurched over 42% since last year and further doubled since
2020.
One of them, who preferred to remain anonymous to likely avoid
Pacifica’s ombudsman’s wrath, declared, “We need to raise a certain
amount by May 1 or we will not be doing a live event in Pacifica
this year. The event has a lot of fans, which is great, but
Pacifica says it’s a tax on their resources so they increase the
costs.”
Slated to take place on August 2, 2025, the important stop on
the Dog Surfing World Tour will be canned unless $12,000 dollars
can be raised.
Turning to GoFundMe, coordinators are pleading:
Help us bring this popular event back live and in-person
again this year. World Dog Surfing Championships live in-person
event in Pacifica, California. This popular event brings thousands
of people to the beaches of Pacifica, garners millions of dollars
in national and worldwide pres s coverage to hundreds of millions
of viewers and readers, helps local and regional businesses, brings
awareness to our rescue dog charity partners, and the event even
helps local schools in Pacifica (one school recent year raised over
$4,500 just from their parking fundraiser during the
Championships).
Would you like to strike a blow against evil public
servants?
And/or inform Elon Musk’s Dept. of Government Efficiency that
the chainsaw is required.
