The very sad degradation of Surfer Magazine has been one of the stories in 2023. Purchased by The Arena Group just one year ago, the “Bible of the Sport” has been plagued with embarrassing stories since, including “Emily Morgan,” “Jake Howard” et. al. eventually culminating in a damning expose that the aforementioned Arena Group was using AI bots as writers.
C-Suite executives were fired followed by their Chief, Ross Levinsohn while the stock price plummeted.
Dark days.
And yet the bot clicks away unconcerned with “human stuff.”
Most recently, a word salad was uploaded by “Dashel Pierson” about Jamie O’Brien and Pipeline, ostensibly, and shall we read together?
They’ll stand in the parking lot, insulated, $75 coffee cups in hand, gossiping, grab-assing, procrastinating, and contemplating a session for ridiculous periods of time – questioning the crowd, the tide, or any number of ludicrous, inhibiting factors.
Sometimes, it’s almost like…do we actually even wanna paddle out? Or are we just a bunch of posers who pretend we surf, but find any excuse possible not to?
Eventually, most of us finally do paddle out, but after much deliberation.
Like the Jamie O’Brien clip above.
What the heck?
Which amongst O’Brien’s crew is standing around with $75 coffee cups sexually harassing whom whilst pretending to surf?
The charge is extremely loaded in this day and age.
Asses no longer there for unsolicited grabbing.
Here’s the clip, anyhow.
Surfer, man.
Ugh.
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