Surf-adjacent rumor rocks NBA on season opener!

Sixteen years ago, Dorian Paskowitz said, "God will surf with the devil if the waves are good.” He was wrong. Like any other Israeli...

Breaching whale collides with wing foil surfer in near decapitation and drowning!

Sixteen years ago, Dorian Paskowitz said, "God will surf with the devil if the waves are good.” He was wrong. Like any other Israeli...

Kelly Slater revealed as secret user of BeachGrit in shock video that has surfing...

Sixteen years ago, Dorian Paskowitz said, "God will surf with the devil if the waves are good.” He was wrong. Like any other Israeli...

Israeli surfer who organised surfboards for Gazans warns pro-Hamas west, “How will you react...

Sixteen years ago, Dorian Paskowitz said, "God will surf with the devil if the waves are good.” He was wrong. Like any other Israeli...

Surf industry magically discovers nearly 100 more people to fire!

Where were they hiding? In a move shocking business analysts worldwide, the surf industry has magically unburied nearly 100 more people to fire....

Teenage surfer killed during Hamas attack on Israel gets dying wish to be buried...

"Every October, hundreds of witches appear on bodies of water across the United States, floating on lakes and bays, ponds and harbors." The...

Surf world rallies behind Griffin Colapinto after title contender endures same hip surgery as...

"Every October, hundreds of witches appear on bodies of water across the United States, floating on lakes and bays, ponds and harbors." The...

Kelly Slater “secret weapon” Charlie Goldsmith found not-guilty of assaulting boy

For the past four years, Kelly Slater has been getting advised by the noted faith healer Charlie Goldsmith, their relationship revealed on a...

’24 WSL wildcard recipient Kelly Slater curb stomps surf progress!

"Every October, hundreds of witches appear on bodies of water across the United States, floating on lakes and bays, ponds and harbors." The...

New York Times confirms stand-up paddleboarders terrify children

"Every October, hundreds of witches appear on bodies of water across the United States, floating on lakes and bays, ponds and harbors." The...