AI showpiece Chat GPT celebrates father of surfing Duke Kahanamoku as sport’s greatest gay...
Too many.
David Lee Scales and I get together every single week for a lively chat, an occurrence which with, I think, you...
Quit-lit: Is it possible to keep surfing “on the wrong side of 25”?
Dark days for a once happy boy-man whose eyes have been opened to the horrors of being a lifelong surfer.
The Disney-ification of...
Surf deity Laird Hamilton tickles fans by showcasing whimsical new yoga practice while sharing...
Dark days for a once happy boy-man whose eyes have been opened to the horrors of being a lifelong surfer.
The Disney-ification of...
Testosterone-squirting big-wave icon Ian “Kanga” Cairns joins Elon Musk in slamming Wikipedia, “The editors...
Ian “Kanga” Cairns, a rough, tough, lover of big chicken-fried steaks, has joined Elon Musk in slamming the online resource Wikipedia for “shocking”...
Wooden judging tower at Teahupoo to be destroyed and replaced by $5 million aluminium...
Earlier today, the name of the Chinese-owned cargo ship that’s gonna host competitors and officials at Teahupoo for the Paris Games was named,...
The 50 Best Quotes in Surfing
“It’s better to burn all weekend like a flare than fizzle like a damp sparkler in a crumbling, onshore rivermouth.”
One of my...
Kelly Slater addresses bombshell claims he is a “puppet to his masters at the...
See and marvel at Caio's miraculous transformation!
The Brazilian Caio Ibelli, he with the flawless patrician features and rosebud month who, repeatedly, garrotts...
Kelly Slater out of water for three months following major hip surgery as champ...
Live dangerously.
I awaken to a loud clanging and a rude woman yelling at me. I can’t remember where I am or why....
Firebrand surf journalist turned conservative news anchor Fred Pawle slams “inconsistencies” in Owen Wright’s...
Come and melt over Dedi Gun, saviour of the wretched at Lakey Peak!
Every morning not long after sunrise his captain’s hat bobs...
Soccer ace Neymar had “intimate sexual encounter” with big-wave star Pedro Scooby at secret...
"Both of them had sex with each other. Then, the girl and I got in the middle, and they kissed, everyone kissed. There...









