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A.I. war feared after ChatGPT loses Ashton Goggans from “Top 20 surf journalists (ranked)” list!

One week ago, fans of Anthony Bourdain-styled surf travel series rose up as one in jubilation as their boy Ashton Goggans cracked the extremely prestigious “surf journalists of the century” [...]

“Disgust and consternation” percolate after Santa Monica named North America’s best beach

North America, stretching from Panama all the way up to Kaffeklubben Island, is as diverse a continent as any of the seven. Snow-capped mountains, rolling deserts and tens of thousands [...]

Shock as surf champ Mick Fanning’s beach shack fails to hit $4 million despite pre-auction frenzy

Real estate pundits, including this one, have been left with faces smeared with egg after the surf-and-skate beach shack of Mick Fanning failed to hit four million dollars overnight despite [...]

Vans parent company sees stock downgraded to junk status in wake of Pipe Masters imbroglio

Things are just not going the best, right now, for Vans. Eight-ish years ago, the iconic waffle-soled surf-infused classic was riding impossibly high. On the feet of every tween to [...]

King of Pipeline Jamie O’Brien told “you’re too old” to be invited to Vans Pipe Masters!

Yesterday came the bombshell news that the carrot-topped king of Pipeline Jamie O’Brien wouldn’t be invited to this year’s Vans Pipe Masters. “It’s shocking to see how, in such a [...]